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Dear LinkedIn, Why Does My Writing Profile Match Me With A Chicken & Turkey Catching Job?

Gaba Gaba What?

3 min readMar 2, 2021

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I’ve Finally Published A Book; Now What The Hell Do I Do?

Keep writing..I guess.

6 min readJan 13, 2021

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I’ve Finally Published A Book; Now What The Hell Do I Do?

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My First-World Problems Are Way More Important Than What The Planet Is Currently Dealing With

Yup, It’s about me

4 min readOct 23, 2020

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My First-World Problems Are Way More Important Than What The Planet Is Currently Dealing With

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Sex And First-Time Girlfriends Make For Surprises In Middle-Age

Who knew..

9 min readMay 18, 2021

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Sex And First-Time Girlfriends Make For Surprises In Middle-Age

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Daily Writing Is Keeping Me Tethered To This Ever-Changing World

It’s a good habit.

3 min readFeb 12, 2021

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Daily Writing Is Keeping Me Tethered To This Ever-Changing World

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Mr. Francis Esq.

I Play The Pee-Pee Game Every Night So I Don’t Get Mad At My Prostate

Whiz Away.

4 min readFeb 11, 2021

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I Play The Pee-Pee Game Every Night So I Don’t Get Mad At My Prostate

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Mr. Francis Esq.

My Father Wished He Was French, But Only In The Movies

My Dad Zut Alors!

2 min readFeb 10, 2021

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My Father Wished He Was French, But Only In The Movies

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Mr. Francis Esq.

Top 6 New Adults Only Series Produced During Covid-19

They’re streaming & steaming!

2 min readJan 22, 2021

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Top 6 New Adults Only Series Produced During Covid-19

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Trump Pardons Race Of Reptilian Aliens For Making Him Do What He Did For The Past 4 Years

We are not alone.

3 min readJan 19, 2021

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Trump Pardons Race Of Reptilian Aliens For Making Him Do What He Did For The Past 4 Years

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Mr. Francis Esq.

Your Life Right Now Really Needs A Boxing Entrance Theme

It helps

4 min readNov 26, 2020

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Your Life Right Now Really Needs A Boxing Entrance Theme

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Mr. Francis Esq.

Mr. Francis Esq.

Mr. Francis Esq. hails from parts unknown of the Empire. And has just published his frightfully entertaining gift book — How Not To: Survive A Pandemic.

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