I Play The Pee-Pee Game Every Night So I Don’t Get Mad At My Prostate

Mr. Francis Esq.
4 min readFeb 11, 2021

The older you get as a man, the more you have to go to the washroom at night.

In my case, I’m sure it has something to do with my prostate, but I really don’t care that much to find out why or what to do about it.

I just accept it.

Mr. Francis Esq.

Mr. Francis Esq. hails from parts unknown of the Empire. And has just published his frightfully entertaining gift book — How Not To: Survive A Pandemic.