I Play The Pee-Pee Game Every Night So I Don’t Get Mad At My Prostate
The older you get as a man, the more you have to go to the washroom at night.
In my case, I’m sure it has something to do with my prostate, but I really don’t care that much to find out why or what to do about it.
I just accept it.
On some nights, I only have to get up twice to go to the bathroom.
That’s a good night.
And on other evenings I may have to use the facilities 4–6 times.
Those nights are hard, as it leaves little room for me actually to sleep.
Because of this, I’ve invented a game that keeps me smiling, no matter how many times I have to get up to deal with my ever-shrinking bladder.
In my bedroom, on top of my dresser drawer set, I have an old iClock. It was something I bought with my air miles, back when you could accumulate air miles and actually use them to buy something.
At the time, I had both an iPad and an iPod, and this clock radio had a dock for both of them. It saved me from buying or worrying about plugging in a bunch of extra cords for my iStuff.
The fact that it also had a built-in radio added to its appeal. I still appreciate listening to the news on the radio.
